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He’s so fresh.

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Why not?

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Stuck in my head.

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“Beach” by Mew.

Directions:

1. Open all of the windows and let the sunlight in.

2. Play on repeat.

3. Lie down in that little patch of sunlight on the carpet.

4. Eat one ice-cream sandwich at a leisurely pace.

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Creation

Before there were people, there were souls floating around in pairs. The two would spin round and round, forever gathering momentum, and form a perfect circle (the likes of which has not been seen in nature since). These glowing disks hummed and beamed with energy, their spinning exceeded the speed of light and time itself dissolved into the ether. There was no need for solids, liquids, or gasses. Everyone was perfectly content with their ethereal partner, and everyone hurdled in some zen ecstasy through the starless infinity, their destination a mystery.

Then God, or the First Mover, or Allah, or Whathaveyou, must have decided to split the souls right down the middle, just to spice things up. Maybe a big explosion made that first division, it doesn’t really matter anymore. Every soul was catapulted away from its partner by its own energy, by the immense strength of the former union. The souls, then billions of light years away from their partners, had to compress all their energy into matter in the hopes of being seen from afar. From these tiny beacons encompassed by emptiness the heavens and galaxies formed, all flowing and expanding, with starry, twinkling brilliance.

The souls wanted nothing more than to find their partners, their other halves, so laws of gravity were put into place to pull all the pieces of the universe together and reunite the lost souls. Time began its steady march, the Earth formed and humans began to crawl around blindly. Some clever souls decided to rest in these warm, red-blooded shells. Earth was a planet full of life and vigor, and inhabiting a person or a cat feels a whole lot better than resting in some cold and lonely cosmic rock. The idea caught on, and now every person (and probably every animal) has a soul; and many of these souls finally found their other halves in human form.

Now you know why all this neat stuff is here in the first place.

We just need to find the one who makes us whole, our other half of that timeless, perfect circle.

That’s why it’s so hard to be alone.

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All part of your freaky, freaky dream.

Tony:I've been seeing these little streaks of color lately, they're usually around my lower field of vision but they disappear as soon as I focus on them. Should I be worried?
Corn Woman:Have you been getting much sleep?
Tony:Sometimes. Not tonight, I've been up for over a day now.
Corn Woman:You should really sleep more. Sleep is one of those things that's important even though it feels like it isn't.
Tony:It's finals week.
Lightning Head Man:Are you on some new medication?
Tony:Some Ritalin, and a whole lot of caffeine.
Lightning Head Man:Do you really need to ask us if you should be worried?
Tony:Not really. I meant to ask if I am allowed to stop worrying.
Corn Woman:Oh Tony.
Lightning Head Man:It's not really so hard to know what is the right thing to do. Doing it is pretty easy, too. It only gets complicated when you start telling yourself that you're not sure.
Tony:But I'm not sure!
Corn Woman:You have to have been sure to be unsure.
Tony:I don't think that's true...
Corn Woman:Well, are you sure that you're unsure?
Lightning Head Man:Mmm... that's always the real question, to be sure.
Tony:I'm pretty sure that I'm unsure, but I'm sure that when I'm sure I'll be sure.
Corn Woman:Well that's a relief.
Tony:Can I have some advice?
Lightning Head Man:Sure.
Tony:What the hell can I do to get through this week?
Corn Woman:What can you do to get through any week?
Lightning Head Man:She means you should pray, seek a higher power.
Tony:Aren't you two gods?
Lightning Head Man:There are gods everywhere, if you know how to look.
Tony:So I should pray to everywhere?
Lightning Head Man:Of course!
Corn Woman:No, no. That's not what I meant at all.
Lightning Head Man:And if you find any more gods, we can sit them right here between myself and Corn Woman. And...
Corn Woman:That's not it, that's not it!
Tony:What, then?
Corn Woman:Breathe! Take a nice long breath and when you've done that, open your eyes wide. Wider! You won't see any more colors that aren't there, but you'll probably discover a whole bunch that you never noticed.
Lightning Head Man:I was going to get to that part.
Tony:I've still got a paper due in the morning.
Corn Woman:Aren't you a bit too old for that?
Tony:I'm just finishing up my last year of school.
Lightning Head Man:Maybe you should be worried, you're older than both of us combined. You probably haven't been in school since the turn of the century...
Corn Woman:(to Lightning Head Man) Don't startle him! (Gently) Tony, why don't you take a good look at yourself and try to remember where you are...
Tony:(Looks down at himself, an incredibly old man glances back up at Lightning Head Man and Corn Woman)
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